Bye Bye Birdie

OK! Soooooooo

There's this owl outside of my window and it's been here for the past week and a half. I can't see where it's sitting anymore but i can damn well hear the little bastard.

ALL night, WHOOOOOOOO WHO WHO WHO WHOOOOOOOOOOO WHO WHO WHO

Some nights it's not so bad.

Last night it was AWFUL.

So I get in last night around 2 something in the morning from the boys' house and ready to pass out when i hear WHOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOO WHOO WHO WHO WHO WHO WHOOOOOOOOOO WHO WHOOOOOOOO! I'm like seriously?! But i put my pillow over my head and hope the owl shuts up.

But naturally as it goes in these types of stories...it doesnt.

The next half an hour just a constant WHOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOO WHO WHO WHOOOOO!

I snapped.

I threw open my window and screamed at it: I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK WHO! STOP FUCKING ASKING BEFORE I FUCKING SHOOT YOU AND YOU WONT NEED TO ASK WHO BECAUSE THAT WHO IS ME AND IM TELLING YOU NOW.

....I think I need sleep to be nice Sally....