Friday, December 30, 2011

Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging

End of the year and I have this annoying habit (and well, old phone) of hanging on to texts. i'm a hoarder for real.

I feel the need to point out that my phone is old b/c i have to delete texts to receive new ones.

That being said, i have some most fav texts of 2011 but not all can make it on here and frankly i guess if you dont know the context of some of these, they won't be funny to you but hopefully some will make you laugh.

In no particular order:

10. FUCK YOUR HAPPINESS!!!! - Garth 1/10/11 8:47pm
9. Hahaha aww..Is it b/c you dont like crabs? Cuz I hate crabs and would totally feel awkward too... - Erine 5/19/11 4:55pm
8. You and flag day... - Nigel 6/14/2011 8:01am
7. Why does jesus appear in pancakes??? - Lindsey 7/25/11 2:12pm
6. Lol!!!! I do feel bad for you...that place finds new ways to torture you every week...-Jeremy 11/4/11 2:38pm
5. Just start stabbing people in the butt. bet they get out of your way... - Bevan 11/11/11 4:58pm
4. Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest~ LOL - The Clam 11/30/11 9:09am
3. He is a nice guy. I just don't think the elevator always reaches the top floor. -Aaron 12/22/11 10:28am
2. You're welcome...and yea you will. allll nigggght llllllllonnnnnnnnnggg -Crystal 12/25/11 8:54pm
1. MAURY HAD A COUNTDOWN?!?! HOW DID I MISS IT??? - Fatima 12/30/11 7:36pm (just in time for the deadline Ti!!!)

Honorable mentions:
**Happy Urb thurz to you!! And the Johnsons!! -Kacey 12/22/11 9:08am
** What the hell Jason Campbell. You're supposed to suck! - Christy 9/25/11 7:05 pm
** Are those on a bed? Are you trying to sext me? - Lindsey 7/23/11 9:34pm