Monday, August 19, 2013

I've Got One Hand in My Pocket

And the other one is giving THE FINGER. I'm so blown by how this year has turned out. WTF. WWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Before it was comical and amusing when I ran into crazy situations and now it's annoying and embarrassing. SO very embarassing. It's embarrassing to the point where I don't want to see or talk to anyone. Even the people I really like. ESPECIALLY the people that I like because frankly,  I dont want to Eeyore or Charlie Brown anyone. It's not fair to you all and it's just not fun to tell b/c at some point it sounds like hi my name is sally. i am the victim. of everything. EVER. in life.

If it was physically possible for me to fit under my bed--I would hide there for an unspecified amount of time (not even sure my lil dog can..yes I have a family dog that I dont talk about obsessively or ever b/c I've had people monologue to me about their canines and it's...just annoying).

I caught part of The Actors Studio and one of my favorite questions is "When you arrive at the pearly gates, what would you want to hear God say?" I toyed with several witty and funny and sincere answers but I think at this point all of that is out the window and simply put, I would want him to say "You made it kiddo. I told you it would be worth it."

And Belinda Carlyle you lying bitch, heaven is NOT a place on Earth.