*Standing up to karaoke at a party this past weekend*
"SING FREEBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the guests shouted at me drunkenly.
I adjusted my scrunchie (yes, scrunchie. it was a 90s party, relax!) and said clearly into the microphone:
"While I do love and appreciate 'Freebird' you are out of your fucking mind if you think I'm gonna stand here and sing for 2 minutes and then stand around like an asshole for the next 30 minutes."
(note, this blog is only funny if you're familiar with the song "Freebird" by Lynard Skynryd. If you're not, youtube it and i'll see you in 30 minutes.)
"SING FREEBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the guests shouted at me drunkenly.
I adjusted my scrunchie (yes, scrunchie. it was a 90s party, relax!) and said clearly into the microphone:
"While I do love and appreciate 'Freebird' you are out of your fucking mind if you think I'm gonna stand here and sing for 2 minutes and then stand around like an asshole for the next 30 minutes."
(note, this blog is only funny if you're familiar with the song "Freebird" by Lynard Skynryd. If you're not, youtube it and i'll see you in 30 minutes.)