Kind of a betch move but I have to say this in regards to my recent Facebook newsfeed:
1. After months and possibly years of watching you upload every moment of your offsprings life...Your kid... Is kinda <very> ugly. Thought time would help but...nahhh it didn't.
2. Wow. He/she/they got fat/look old as hell. Feeling pretty good here.
3. I thought that was an awkward family photo at first and then realized it was legit...
4. Way to photoshop your selfie. Ain't nobody who seen you in the past few months believe you look like that
5. OMG please tell me I didn't "like" that picture or status--I have fat fingers and was just scrolling through.