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Monday, October 13, 2008

Happy Birthday...Satan?

What the fuck is wrong with people? I don't know what comes over my usually cool, usually rational, usually not that self cenetered friends that when the anniversary of their birth rolls around they act like psycho, the greedy satanic hitler soul sucker?
Naturally, people want to be acknowledge is some way, shape or form of their bday BUT sometimes i really wonder. It's like the younger you are, the more I expect "buuuuuuuuuut it's my birrrrrrrrthday tantrum" but how do you account for people who are 20+???
They seriously, turn into this:






"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BUT ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!"
It doesn't seem to matter if you already have plans or already wished them a happy birthday or if you're sick, have a family emergency, don't feel like going out--no excuse is good enough not to celebrate them and shower them with presents. And if you don't, then suddenly, YOURE the selfish one.
Riiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhht.

The worst part is the friends whose birthday it's NOT also give you shit.
"You shouldn't_____ b/c it's ____'s bday"
"I know _____ shouldn't act they way they are but it's their bday...."
" You have to. It's ______ birthday."
Now ask me if i give a running, jumping, leaping flying fuck.
The short answer? No.
The long answer? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
It's your bday and of course your friends and loved ones should acknowledge it and you but don't turn into Birthdayzilla.